duality-and-singularity:

The most interesting man in the restroom

knowyourmeme:

All this does is make me want Jack in the Box.

KYMdb - Alternate Universe

davidcho:

IF YOU HURT MY DOG, I WILL KILL YOUR CAT

thedailymeme:

Skeptical Mutt

thedailywhat:

This. Changes. Everything of the Day: I am OK with this becoming the new Leaning Tower of Pisa cliche.

[reddit.]

johnny-doors:

wanna know how i know you’re gay?

We’re all caught up in the notion

Love should be like a movie scene

It’s easy to believe life is scripted

Wine and roses and destiny

Love is not that fantastical

Love is not that impossible

It’s just the matter of time and place

She’d been trying to hold her heart together

Patches and glue were not enough

With the help of one simple gesture

Vessels healed and fixed right up

So she simplified her expectations

What is vs. what could be

Thanks to the one who showed her such dedication

Guess dogs have one on humanity

She knows better than most that the human race

A disgrace;

She knows better than most that love

A flightless Dove;

She knows better than most a true love story

A Ghost Story;

She knows better than most hope

A noose tied rope;

She knows better than most that fear felt

A bad hand dealt;

She knows better than most she

Is free;